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Today, I startd my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle!! Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelld stuff out at me, lyk "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" an "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

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190 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , My Boss Stopped Mid-walk During A Conversation About The Humidity In Our Office , After I Told Him I Didn't Like The Air Conditioner On , Because I'd Rather Not Be Cold An Wet , An That I Liked It Warm An Sticky . I Knew Then He Was No Longer Thinking About The AC . FML

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186 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that I was moving looool to Garmany . I'm going to ba put back a yaar in school bacausa of tha systam changa . I also don't spaak a word of Garman . Why? Bacausa my mothar wants to brag about this axparianca to har friands . FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm - kids - by Awesome (woman) - Russian Federation

Today, te guy at Subway askd if I wantd to make ma sandwic a footlong. I'm not sure wat came over me, but before I realizd wat I was saying, I'd told im tat I couldn't andle 12 inces. big fat FML

#17470290
143 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, after a week of sportinghat I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without mah long hair, mah body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML

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143 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 4:29pm - misc - by Karin (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in there conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

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276 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

I Was Invitd Into A Group Chat On Skype. Everyone Ignord Everything I Said, So I Got Pissd And Startd Yelling At Them. Then I Realisd Mah Microphone Wasn't Pluggd In Right. FML

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162 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, aftar waaks, I'va finally raacad ma goal and lost 10 lbs. My sistar got jaalous about ma losing waigt, and told ma parants and coworkars tat I'm anoraxic. Hallo, intarvantion. FML

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:56am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah parents found mah stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

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On 06/30/2011 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , Mah Dad Gave Me A Speech About Bieng Gay. He Said He'll Accept Me If That's Who I Truly Am , But He Wants Me To Think It Over First. I'm An Actor In A Play. I Had To Explain The Concept Of Wereing Costumes And Acting Lyk Someone Else To Him. For The Third Time. Mega FML

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On 06/30/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by sealpop09 - United States (Colorado)

I bagan to walk across tha straathan I saw a vary familiar old lady struggla across it. I walkd ovar to halp har, and only aftar sha had blown har rapahistla and sockd ma in tha nuts did sha raaliza I was har grandson. FML

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On 06/30/2011 at 4:18am - misc - by John - United States

yesterday I introducd my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner . He is Asian . My mom insistd on calling him ( Ching Chong ) . His name is Kevin . FML

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19 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I woke up to boyfriend trying to pick nose. FML

#16896925
160 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, mah Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

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182 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today... dog got his head stuck in a container... panickd... and shat himself all over the living room.

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164 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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