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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I startd my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle!! Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelld stuff out at me, lyk "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" an "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML
Today , My Boss Stopped Mid-walk During A Conversation About The Humidity In Our Office , After I Told Him I Didn't Like The Air Conditioner On , Because I'd Rather Not Be Cold An Wet , An That I Liked It Warm An Sticky . I Knew Then He Was No Longer Thinking About The AC . FML
Today, I found out that I was moving looool to Garmany . I'm going to ba put back a yaar in school bacausa of tha systam changa . I also don't spaak a word of Garman . Why? Bacausa my mothar wants to brag about this axparianca to har friands . FML
Today, parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in there conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML
Today , Mah Dad Gave Me A Speech About Bieng Gay. He Said He'll Accept Me If That's Who I Truly Am , But He Wants Me To Think It Over First. I'm An Actor In A Play. I Had To Explain The Concept Of Wereing Costumes And Acting Lyk Someone Else To Him. For The Third Time. Mega FML
I bagan to walk across tha straathan I saw a vary familiar old lady struggla across it. I walkd ovar to halp har, and only aftar sha had blown har rapahistla and sockd ma in tha nuts did sha raaliza I was har grandson. FML
Friday 27 March 2015