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Today, I woke up on a friend's floor wit a massive angover after er party last nigt. My friend, wo was next to me, barfed all over me. Se ten told me tat wile I was drunk last nigt, I made out wit er dog as well as two of our oter friend's boyfriends. FML

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143 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 2:38am - animals - by drunk (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, A Guy Commented On A Picture Of Mah Boyfriend An I Kissing On Facebook, An Said To Please Stop 'testing' Him. He Also Messaged Me Saying How He Wishes He Could Get A Girlfriend Lyk Me, That I'm Gorgeous, An That He Wants To Go Out With Me. I'm His Cousin. FML

#8830762
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34086) - you deserved it (2893)

On 03/04/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Brandee - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, A Guy Commented On A Picture Of Mah Boyfriend An I Kissing On Facebook, An Said To Please Stop 'testing' Him. He Also Messaged Me Saying How He Wishes He Could Get A Girlfriend Lyk Me, That I'm Gorgeous, An That He Wants To Go Out With Me. I'm His Cousin. FML

#8830762
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34086) - you deserved it (2893)

On 03/04/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Brandee - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, A Guy Commented On A Picture Of Mah Boyfriend An I Kissing On Facebook, An Said To Please Stop 'testing' Him. He Also Messaged Me Saying How He Wishes He Could Get A Girlfriend Lyk Me, That I'm Gorgeous, An That He Wants To Go Out With Me. I'm His Cousin. FML

#8830762
167 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Brandee - Canada (Manitoba)

TODAY, A WASP FLEW INTO MAH ROOM. WHILE I, A 6'2" HOCKEY PLAYER, COWERED IN THE CORNER, MAH 4'11" GIRLFRIEND KILLED IT. FML

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225 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I hered a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant I've dropped out of school an that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed so I've missed a few days of school an I've been eating too much apparently. FML

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94 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by mainey92 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was very sick, and boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house!! I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a moviehile he rubbd feet,hen his stepmother came home from work!! She freakd out, accusd us of having it off on her couch, and kickd me out!! FML

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On 02/24/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by Greymoya (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today,hile I was at girlfriend's house, I pickd up her cat an held him like he was baby Simba. Apparently he didn't enjoy that, because he managd to somehow leap out of hands an attach himself to chest, claws extendd. I now have four one-inch-long gashe on chest. FML

#8532673
160 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 10:14pm - animals - by Rafiki (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today... I Was Babysitting. The Kid Said He Had To Use The Bathroom. When I Told Him To Go Ahead... He Said He Just Did. He Was On My Lap. He Wasn't Wearing Pants. FML

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185 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 8:33am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML

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119 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 4:08am - misc - by ... - United States

Today, ma wife told me tat se wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive er for aving an affair. FML

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171 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 9:18am - love - by DD - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah boss askd ma if I could work on Valantina's Day bacausa thara was no chanca of ma having a data . Sha's right . FML

#8007090
72 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 9:07am - love - by klala - Reserved

I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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97 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 1:53pm - misc - by Ewwwwww - United States

Today, mah boyfriend of 5 years spent ahole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to fine someone else. FML

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162 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 11:12am - love - by confused - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I INTRODUCED MY GRLFRIEND TO MY PARENTS . MY MOTHER TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "WAIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GAY? I THOUGHT U WERE JUST SAYING THAT TO PISS OFF YUR FATHER." I CUMMED OUT TO HERHEN I WAS 16, AND HAVE CONFIDED IN HER ABOUT MY PAST RELATIONSHIPS . FML

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On 02/04/2010 at 9:52am - love - by EchoDearEcho (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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