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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 October 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 736
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

#18479252
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27329) - you deserved it (2487)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:01pm - love - by DJ - United States (Illinois)

today I had dinner at mah girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend 4 a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54833) - you deserved it (3067)

On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I lerend how hard it is to remove peanut butter from your own eye. FML

#18271050
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11337) - you deserved it (20501)

On 11/17/2011 at 6:22am - health - by ray - United States

Today, I found an old jock strap in mah tuba. FML

#18244771
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24573) - you deserved it (3926)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, while at mah looool job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little grl. I tried to ask how old she was, but wat cummed out was, ( Aww, wat breed is she? ) FML

#18039986
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17383) - you deserved it (31444)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

today I ate a bowl of mah girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML

#18038631
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27004) - you deserved it (4292)

On 10/21/2011 at 1:19pm - health - by DMStarsky - United States (Texas)

Today, mah ex, whom I haven't seen in two yeres, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer.

#17782982
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25946) - you deserved it (4549)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:20pm - love - by Tech Savvy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (11510)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I took ma Catolic girlfriend ome to meet ma family 4 te first time. My broter tougt it would be civil to spend over an our insulting er religion and explaining in detail te many ways in wic ( te Force ) is superior. FML

#17521930
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28192) - you deserved it (5154)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:36pm - love - by Jace - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, Mah Friends And I Rented A Party Bus, Which Broke Down On The Highway 45 Minutes Into The Ride. I Paid The Guy 4 The Whole Four Hours. He Said He Was Going To Flag Down A Car To Get Someone To Help Us. We Saw Him Get Into A Car And Leave. FML

#17253464
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27813) - you deserved it (3076)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:08pm - money - by tim12345 - United States

Today, ma boyfriend and I were about to ave sex in is car. He got out of te car and moved to te passenger seat wit me. As e sut te door, it slammed against ma fingers, breaking one of tem. He ten asked if we could still ave sex. FML

#16530015
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43187) - you deserved it (6593)

On 06/06/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by JayFri - United States

Today , at job as a cashier , a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said , "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me , looks at his dad , and walks over to the next cashier.

#806381
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63812) - you deserved it (3400)

On 04/04/2009 at 9:07pm - kids - by Nottheprettylady (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241571) - you deserved it (82259)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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