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About iop330 : I'm a strong independent homosexual who don't give a damn.
(Give me punk/Pop and some halo and we're good)
I'm a fledgling "artist" and two of my recent paintings are as pics, apart from painting I waste time listening to music, playing games and being forever alone.
If your here it's probably either
A) I posted something unfunny (common)
B) I posted something funny (rare)
C) You think I look pretty ( very rare)
And to that I say Blerg, yay and 'ey 'ey, respectively.
Though if it isn't A then feel free to message me. :D
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Friday 30 January 2015