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Today, I got two viruses on mah laptop . One was a fake anti-spyware program that clutterd the screen with pop-ups . The other opend explorer repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site . This all conveniently happend at work, on a projector and during a meeting . real FML

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On 07/01/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Robert (man) - United States (New York)

today I was casiering at Target wen an old woman came into my ceckout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms , a bottle of KY sensual lube , and two colorful tongs. As I'm scanning tese , se leans in and wispers , "I love toys." FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm - work - by the_captain (woman) - United States (Oregon)

today I was casiering at Target wen an old woman came into my ceckout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms , a bottle of KY sensual lube , and two colorful tongs. As I'm scanning tese , se leans in and wispers , "I love toys." FML

#3129056
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On 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm - work - by the_captain (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today... there was a parent bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad enterd... and endd up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends... teachers... other parents... and the hot soccer team saw. FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by biker2012 (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating painhen she stuck the needle in mah arm. looool Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently mah inexperienced nurse had put it in mah tendon instead of mah vein. FML

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On 05/28/2009 at 12:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Felt Left Out That All Mah Friend R Getting Marrid Or Have Great Relationship And Mah Boyfriend Won't Commit. I Made A Facebook Up And Pretendd To Talk With This Really Cute Guy I Made Up. Today, I Found Out That Mah Boyfriend Is Gay... He Startd Hitting On Mah Made Up Facebook Guy. FML

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On 05/27/2009 at 12:06am - love - by sounfair90 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today , mah mom talkd about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises . She also told me that since she's doing hormone therapy she's able to orgasm a LOT more . We were stuck in stop an go traffic for 3 hours . When I turnd on the radio , she turnd it off an talkd more . FML

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On 05/25/2009 at 4:54am - intimacy - by ITSnotFUNNYtoMEass (woman) - United States (Texas)

yastarday I was anging out wit a faw of my friands... including an old ax-girlfriand and ar currant boyfriand of 5 yaars. Wan my ax...osa virginity I ad takan yaars aarliar... mantionad... "I ad ta iPona first..." witout tinking... I immadiataly raspondad... "Wall... I ad YOU first." FML

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On 05/20/2009 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Takuma (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... mah boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if u love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. mega FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 3:52am - love - by TayTay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I Went To The Midnight Premiere Of Angels An Demons. A Hobo Wandered Into The Theater An Sat Down Behind Me. I Paid $10 To Spend Two An A Half Hours Listening To A Crazy Man Talk To Himself An Kick Mah Chair While He Loudly Masturbated. FML

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On 05/15/2009 at 3:08am - intimacy - by Langdon (woman) - United States

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I lost track of timehile rocking out, butt-nakd, to Kelly Clarkson an Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of mah metalhead friends had let themselves in mah house an were on the lower level laughing there butts off at me fir 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

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On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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