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Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fund raisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML

#16447988
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32065) - you deserved it (3737)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:20am - money - by Golden~ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

#16377844
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6795) - you deserved it (36066)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

#16367769
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23480) - you deserved it (6812)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973
83 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML

#16131734
89 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 5:17pm - health - by pigeons_suck (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
335 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, a kid with severe Down's came into my workplace, as he does every day. He's has an obsession with me, sitting at a table, staring and taking photos of me all day. His parents have no problem with this, because they think it's a miracle that he can focus so much attention on me for so long. FML

#15935397
115 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by notimpressed (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

#15912544
101 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 9:11pm - animals - by electricpuddle -

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

#15317842
171 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
336 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

#14790156
93 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

#14727355
125 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML

#13863869
80 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Romania (Cluj)

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

#13738415
241 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)



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