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Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
521 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving brth to her frst litter of kittens. FML

#20099894
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35796) - you deserved it (4858)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

yesterday a man with a clipboard cummed up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML

#20095768
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15880) - you deserved it (3074)

On 09/30/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today.!! !! After Eight Months Of Unemployment.!! !! I Finally Startd At New Night Job !! Shortly After Walking In.!! !! Boss Cummd Up Behind Me.!! !! Whisperd "hooorse Dicksss" In Ear.!! !! An Walkd Off Without Another Word !! I Am Terrifid !! FML

#20094121
85 comments

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On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today I unintentionally moand during my prostate exam. FML

#20092313
130 comments

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On 09/28/2012 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, mah husband of five yeres left me 4 a woman ten yeres older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML

#20091576
96 comments

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On 09/27/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by strawberrywine22 (woman) - United States (California)

Taday Mah Estranged Mother Texted Me Saying... "Gran Died... LOL." My Grandmother An I Were Fairly Close... So I Was Shocked An Disgusted. I Gave Her The Benefit Of The Doubt An Asked If She Knewhat "LOL" Meant. She Did. FML

#20088350
116 comments

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On 09/25/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by burn in hell (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, during a family dinner, mah favourite underwire bra got tired of its job an tried to shish-kebab mah boobs. big fat FML

#20065022
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On 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving out to a concart I'va baan looool axcitad about for months. I was using my GPS to guida ma to tha vanua. It dacidad to guida ma to an abandonad warahousa in tha middla of town. FML

#20021994
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On 08/15/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son beggd me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
176 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son beggd me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
176 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I recieved a ( get well soon ) card in the mail , which I found just a little odd , since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later , I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
161 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I'm sitting in tha ER with aight-yaar-old son. Ha broka his arm aftar jumping out through tha sacond story window. Ha was too impatiant to walk to tha ica craam van pulling up outsida. FML

#19932634
169 comments

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On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grandmother saw me 4 the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

#19775546
131 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was cuz I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. mega FML

#19598772
277 comments

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On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)



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