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Today... a friend an I went to Gamestop to pick up a game he wanted. I ended up buying a 17+ game... an I was prepared to show my license... but he stopped me an said... "I know you're 18". He then said... "Man... I've pretty much watched u grow up in this store." A game salesman watched me grow up. FML

TODAY..!! MAH PARENTS HOSTD A PARTY AT OUR HOUSE!! AFTER SEIENG ONE OF THE EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL GUESTS..!! I WENT TO MASTER BAIT IN MAH ROOM!! WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO FINISH..!! MAH BEDROOM DOOR OPEND SUDDENLY!! IT WAS MAH MOM SHOWING AROUND 10 PARTY GUESTS THAT OUR DOG CAN OPEN DOORS!! MEGA FML

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On 05/09/2009 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by Jeremy (man) - United States (California)

Today, we watcd a movie in Frenc class. I went on a Frenc excange last year, so I wantd to sound all impressive and culturd for ma crus wo is in te same class. I said tat it was ma favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watc it wit everyone. Te movie turnd out to be about incest. FML

#1648033
174 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by daddyslittlegirl250 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I walkd into mah dorm to fine mah roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose . FML

#1346080
151 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by calliefml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , mah 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh , so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and lockd the door. I inadvertently taught mah little brother how to masturbate. FML

#1308807
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On 04/25/2009 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

2day I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen I pickd it up intending on throwing it in the trash. When I lookd up there wasn't a trash can for another hundrd feet. So I puttd it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML

#1303608
153 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by fml (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was looking at my recommendation on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon think I need to get laid. They're right.

#1297315
78 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 6:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

I WAS GETTING READY FIR BED,HEN I DECIDED TO WATCH SOME PORNO ON THE COMPUTER. SUDDENLY SOMEONE FROM MAH MESSENGER LIST SAYS, "YOU MIGHT WANT TO TURN OFF THE 'WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO' OPTION IF YOUR WATCHING PORN." I SNAPPED AND EXITED THE PORN. 63 PEOPLE SAW. FML

#1292881
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On 04/24/2009 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

I WAS GETTING READY FIR BED,HEN I DECIDED TO WATCH SOME PORNO ON THE COMPUTER. SUDDENLY SOMEONE FROM MAH MESSENGER LIST SAYS, "YOU MIGHT WANT TO TURN OFF THE 'WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO' OPTION IF YOUR WATCHING PORN." I SNAPPED AND EXITED THE PORN. 63 PEOPLE SAW. FML

#1292881
150 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three an a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, an how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are u drunk?!?" FML

#1251660
225 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I thought it would be really hot to watch pornhile mah girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I cummed before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML

#1250715
149 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 7:42am - intimacy - by waitforit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I pulled over to help a grl with her car. I thought mah limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shrt off, I was confident as I got out of mah car. 10 minutes later I left cuz I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML

#1249093
101 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by edhalen (man) - United States

Today, I didn't wear ma contacts. Determind to prove to ma friends I didn't ned tem, I read all te signs in sigt. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on ma face, bruising ma ceekbone. Te sign said: "Caution: Watc Your Step." big fat FML

#1248987
62 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by notexactly (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah friend and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club . I saw a very , very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself . Trying to be a stud I walked over and said ( What are u doing Friday night? ) Her response: ( Not you . ) real FML

#1244870
168 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 12:20am - intimacy - by rejected (man) - United States (Nevada)



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