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inulover8969

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inulover8969

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1988 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 260
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About inulover8969 : My life Sucks!

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Today, I told my friend, who's a marriage counsellor, about some of the things my husband does that I hate, like snoring loudly and eating with his mouth open. I wasn't asking for advice, but she just looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Divorce." Bye-bye, faith in humanity. FML

#20727839
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38996) - you deserved it (5520)

On 06/15/2013 at 5:08pm - misc - by ineedbetterfriends (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him in. It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower. There's no way he didn't notice. FML

#20634924
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29821) - you deserved it (57157)

On 05/01/2013 at 2:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML

#20163953
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34627) - you deserved it (3067)

On 11/15/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by WentInABush (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend's new favorite TV show is Law and Order SVU. Now after every episode she insists on asking me if I'm sure I wasn't molested as a kid. She's still on the first season. FML

#20123502
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21714) - you deserved it (1717)

On 10/19/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by soprahb - United States

Today, my girlfriend's new favorite TV show is Law and Order SVU. Now after every episode she insists on asking me if I'm sure I wasn't molested as a kid. She's still on the first season. FML

#20123502
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21714) - you deserved it (1717)

On 10/19/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by soprahb - United States

Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML

#19491584
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18915) - you deserved it (3644)

On 04/18/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by amazed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

#18300773
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13012) - you deserved it (44117)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by johnnydoe6969 - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

#18057412
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31810) - you deserved it (4142)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by TitMunch - United States (Maryland)

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

#18057412
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31810) - you deserved it (4142)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by TitMunch - United States (Maryland)

Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML

#16462261
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34009) - you deserved it (3433)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:40am - work - by Unemployed (man) - United States

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

#14857654
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31124) - you deserved it (11752)

On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I made exactly 400 flashcards of my vocab that I had to memorize. It took me over 3 hours to make them and hours to remember them. Proud of myself, I showed them to my friends. Then my friends notified me I had memorized the wrong section. FML

#13199866
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16903) - you deserved it (24646)

On 09/25/2010 at 8:15pm - misc - by educatttiiioonnn (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML

#13060463
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8844) - you deserved it (24347)

On 09/15/2010 at 11:01am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

#11471994
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8294) - you deserved it (63664)

On 06/26/2010 at 9:24am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Tanzania United Republic of (Dar es Salaam)

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

#11471994
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8294) - you deserved it (63664)

On 06/26/2010 at 9:24am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Tanzania United Republic of (Dar es Salaam)



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