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Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25488) - you deserved it (232649)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51589) - you deserved it (4612)

On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69466) - you deserved it (32923)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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