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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 June 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML


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