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inthedopeshow
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 March 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 193
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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