Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

insertnameherr

Search for a member

insertnameherr

1Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 February 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1520
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About insertnameherr : Oh hey! I guess you want to see my interests, huh? Well you can message me any time you want and find out. ;)

insertnameherr's page activity

Visits<b>shelbzlynn</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 9:34pm<b>Ahsome</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 3:49am<b>Kitchen_Ninja</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 11:16pm<b>weveallbeenthere</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 9:56pm<b>DatBacon28</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 10:05am<b>pantherfan0877</b> - the 10/03/2014 at 10:12am<b>evolution8</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 11:16am<b>tonyromoy</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 11:49pm<b>xMrsCarlilex</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 4:00pm<b>gingerJ</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 1:58pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 10:14pm<b>PROEMG</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 7:41am<b>Elgaard</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 2:50am<b>abattior</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 4:40pm<b>CallMeWindSock</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 11:31am<b>Garrett2818</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 1:33am<b>DedicatedNova</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 2:08pm<b>vanessa_tranz</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 10:57pm

Liked!<b>gingerJ</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 4:28pm

insertnameherr's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

See all of insertnameherr's badges

insertnameherr's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33476) - you deserved it (3033)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday". He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

#16480266
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36658) - you deserved it (2979)

On 06/03/2011 at 5:57am - work - by xmeatballx21 - United States (South Dakota)

Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML

#15250352
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45954) - you deserved it (4203)

On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

#14382441
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27455) - you deserved it (11852)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:13pm - health - by caempa (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

#13688243
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39096) - you deserved it (6994)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was driving through a neighborhood and saw a "slow down, children" sign. I was nice and slowed down as I passed a couple little kids with their parents outside watching them. I guess I was going too slow because one of the fathers started chasing me down the street calling me a pedophile. FML

#5340344
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40295) - you deserved it (3812)

On 09/18/2009 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

#5208232
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37996) - you deserved it (8065)

On 09/12/2009 at 2:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

#5081396
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44980) - you deserved it (3498)

On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

#5081396
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44980) - you deserved it (3498)

On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML

#5019794
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63092) - you deserved it (12656)

On 09/03/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

#4276253
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50162) - you deserved it (2941)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:40am - misc - by superfiedman (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my car was impounded because I never registered it in California after moving here. In order to get it back, I need to register it. In order to register it, I need to pass a CA smog check. In order to pass the smog check, I need my car. FML

#3153262
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51728) - you deserved it (12835)

On 06/23/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by nicklesg (woman) - United States (California)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: