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About insanexnh : There's not much to say. I'm shy. I usually don't approach people, but that doesn't mean that I'm not open to new friends. Message me for whatever reason you want.=]

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Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13052) - you deserved it (64368)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

#5588
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44809) - you deserved it (2664)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by Rachel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sang the itsy bitsy spider song with a class of thirty 20 somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

#2762
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6945) - you deserved it (21722)

On 01/27/2009 at 3:10am - work - by duh - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
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On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version



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