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by JamiesMom / 05/13/2013 at 12:29am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/08/2013 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 04/24/2013 at 12:55am / Germany / Work
by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 1:14am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by RaveCharlie / 04/18/2013 at 6:47pm / United States / Love
by confusedcatlover / 04/06/2013 at 7:42am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Kotoko / 04/06/2013 at 12:59am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Hurrikhan / 03/23/2013 at 7:43am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Animals
by SierraDiaz2097 / 03/23/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
by lp525252 / 03/20/2013 at 6:59am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Susan / 03/18/2013 at 4:59am / Ireland / Intimacy
Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML
by Anonymous / 03/13/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I was helping my father-in-law out at a family barbecue. Somehow, the topic turned to grand-children, at which point I confessed that my wife has been having trouble conceiving. His response was to boom: "Sure you've been putting it in the right hole, son?!" FML
by um... maybe / 03/12/2013 at 6:43pm / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2013 at 10:05am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
Today, my pet parrot learned a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voice when I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech them whenever someone comes into the room. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2013 at 12:43am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send… Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my… Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first…
- Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…