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Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML
by Anonymous / 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML
by Samprib / 06/01/2013 at 1:09am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/31/2013 at 12:05am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by Terminator101101 / 05/30/2013 at 7:06pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
Today, I uttered the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black" in class. Moments later, I'd been called a "racist twerp" and kicked out of class by the same English teacher who once tried to have another kid suspended for using the word "titillate", because apparently it's "pornographic". FML
by Anonymous / 05/30/2013 at 11:20am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Love
Today, an elderly woman couldn't afford all of her groceries at the checkout so she started to take out a few things. I offered to pay for her groceries; she thanked me and walked out. An onlooker then came up to me and told me that she does it to someone every week. FML
by $$$ / 05/29/2013 at 12:49am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
by Amber / 05/28/2013 at 7:42pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/28/2013 at 7:01pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Abrams52 / 05/28/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by mustache girl / 05/27/2013 at 7:10pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by scared-straight / 05/27/2013 at 12:05am / United States / Animals
Today, I got dragged along to a family dinner. Some idiot invited my douchebag vegan uncle, who spent half the night making condescending remarks and lecturing us on how disgusting it was to have steak on offer at the table. A fistfight eventually erupted, and the cops were called. FML
by Anonymous / 05/26/2013 at 12:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML
by gooddeedgonebad / 05/26/2013 at 5:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by ChangoFett / 05/26/2013 at 2:46am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/16/2013 at 6:51am / Australia / Miscellaneous
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