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Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML
by whipplewhip / 06/30/2013 at 12:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
by confusedandnowsingle / 06/28/2013 at 8:23am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Love
by keiran123 / 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by confusedbagel / 06/27/2013 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/26/2013 at 5:07am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 5:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by mymomplucksbutthair / 06/25/2013 at 4:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to borrow my laundry room key. He was bare-ass naked. When I refused to open the door, he tried to break it down. I had to call the police before he would leave. FML
by kriseliz / 06/24/2013 at 12:09am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by hinting / 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 1:54am / United States / Miscellaneous
by scarredforlife / 06/16/2013 at 7:27pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, at a family reunion, my visibly drunk grandparents heard about my new boyfriend, who is a cop. My gran asked if he ever made me feel like Rodney King in the bedroom. Then my grandpa, fresh off a DUI, asked if my boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2013 at 1:22pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Me / 06/03/2013 at 1:32am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…