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Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 10:20am - intimacy - by ashbeat - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my brother thought New Year's would be more epic and memorable if the fireworks were set off in the family room and not outside. It is memorable. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 1:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)
Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 10:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend using my hand to wank. FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by kmtranter - United Kingdom (Brent)
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 3:14am - misc - by Anon - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
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On 12/23/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by oh my son - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States
Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States
Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML
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On 12/16/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by emchocolat (woman) - Europe
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
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On 12/16/2012 at 3:31am - love - by ghost? - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I started a new job. I'm now trapped in a small office with a woman who says, "Oh my gravy!" constantly. In response to everything. FML
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On 12/11/2012 at 9:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States
Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 6:41am - love - by slenderman908 - United States (Michigan)
Today, "The Phantom of the Opera" soundtrack blasted me awake at 4 am. Not knowing how it got on my iPod, I checked and found I had bought the whole $17.00 album in my sleep. This is the second time this month; the first time I downloaded the soundtrack from "The Wizard of Oz". FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 12:10am - money - by hailey - United States (Maryland)
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