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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 November 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14047
  • Number of comments : 161
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About insanelyXnikki : "Don't focus on the one guy who hates you. You don't go to the park and sit your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit."

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Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72326) - you deserved it (3787)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79428) - you deserved it (24666)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10895) - you deserved it (68364)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML

#21100
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12778) - you deserved it (43338)

On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

#19088
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37183) - you deserved it (15015)

On 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by annoyed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

#18155
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37382) - you deserved it (2913)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

#18036
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38560) - you deserved it (4227)

On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

#15968
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49138) - you deserved it (3182)

On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response: "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

#15560
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28049) - you deserved it (3444)

On 02/08/2009 at 6:34pm - misc - by mer (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

#14737
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62923) - you deserved it (7837)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23399) - you deserved it (4674)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

#13539
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17241) - you deserved it (29975)

On 02/07/2009 at 3:43pm - misc - by Snow (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13041) - you deserved it (64317)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

#12756
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21721) - you deserved it (5151)

On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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