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Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML
by loueb17 / 02/15/2009 at 12:57am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by AwesomePGnarles / 02/13/2009 at 3:17am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
by atterz123 / 02/12/2009 at 8:37am / United Kingdom (Lincolnshire) / Miscellaneous
by Evil_Egbert / 02/12/2009 at 6:54am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Intimacy
by sober / 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by peacock_mina19 / 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML
by JLoistheBomb / 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
by Noname / 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by annoyed / 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
by TGIkaty / 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by BearMan / 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by ADT / 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by mer / 02/08/2009 at 6:34pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by DC / 02/08/2009 at 7:37am / United States (California) / Love
by N / 02/08/2009 at 3:04am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I decided to sink low enough to sign up for one of those 'get paid for taking a survey site'… Today, I just found out that my little brother likes to peak through the crack of the bathroom door… Today, my new guy friend told me that he is madly in love with me. When I suggested "let's give it…