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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 November 1994 (20 years)
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About insanelyXnikki : "Don't focus on the one guy who hates you. You don't go to the park and sit your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit."

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
509 comments

I agree, your life sucks (240439) - you deserved it (82292)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML

#45051
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28999) - you deserved it (8807)

On 02/15/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by loueb17 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

#35674
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12480) - you deserved it (41153)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

#30377
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40071) - you deserved it (4760)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22004) - you deserved it (50063)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74177) - you deserved it (3937)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79938) - you deserved it (24752)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11263) - you deserved it (69314)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML

#21100
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12884) - you deserved it (43528)

On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

#19088
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37357) - you deserved it (15117)

On 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by annoyed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

#18155
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39292) - you deserved it (3097)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

#18036
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40073) - you deserved it (4391)

On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

#15968
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49430) - you deserved it (3196)

On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response: "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

#15560
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28235) - you deserved it (3473)

On 02/08/2009 at 6:34pm - misc - by mer (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

#14737
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64760) - you deserved it (8048)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)



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