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Today, I went round to my Grandparents' to help set up their new Satellite TV. When I turned it on, for some reason it defaulted to "Arab Babes TV". I was therefore inadvertently responsible for the broadcast of porn in my Grandparents' living room. FML
by Hello my name is / 02/22/2009 at 5:55pm / United Kingdom / Geek
Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML
by not getting any anymore / 02/21/2009 at 10:23pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by stinker / 02/21/2009 at 8:20pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by Mike / 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML
by Noname / 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by AbsolutelyEffed / 02/19/2009 at 11:57am / United States (California) / Work
by Invisible / 02/19/2009 at 10:48am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Machine / 02/19/2009 at 7:18am / Japan (Okinawa) / Health
by grlks / 02/19/2009 at 2:08am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by blawbo / 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Kristina / 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm / United States (New York) / Health
by noname / 02/18/2009 at 3:35pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by skeletor / 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by boo! / 02/17/2009 at 3:25am / United States (California) / Health
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…