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Today, I finished a big part of a web organization project. When I asked my coworkers what they thought, they said they liked one of the few things that's been there for almost a year. Thanks for noticing. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 9:30am - work - by notcool - United States (California)
Today, at the age of 22 I started eating my boogers. FML
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On 01/11/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by Snotmyfault - United States (Washington)
Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML
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On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version
Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML
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On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML
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On 01/04/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
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On 01/03/2009 at 11:48am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
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On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML
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On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version
Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML
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On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version
Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML
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On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML
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On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version
Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML
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On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version
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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)
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