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Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by raybandy - United States (Texas)
Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by Daryll - United States (California)
Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by sore - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Petridishoflove - Hong Kong
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 7:40pm - love - by sad sack. - United States (Florida)
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by jen - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Mystery LeRale - United States (Maryland)
Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)
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