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Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card saying "You made it to 36!". It's my 35th birthday. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by Chakkamofo - United States (Oregon)
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 11:52am - love - by wowza - United States
Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version
Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 10:28am - love - by The L word - United States (Illinois)
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)
Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 8:05pm - animals - by kittydead - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by flying solo - United States (California)
Today, I marked the 6th anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, my grandmother who has Alzheimer's and can't usually remember my name, had a sudden moment of clarity and asked me why I'm still not married yet. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by calikola - United States (New Jersey)
Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)
Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 7:24am - love - by aere - United States (California)
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by ohfantastic - United States (California)
Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)
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