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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML


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On 07/29/2014 at 11:49pm - work - by dealtit - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML


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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML


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