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by unknown / 02/26/2012 at 8:53am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by idrathernotgiveoutmyname / 01/30/2012 at 9:50pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
by ugh / 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Animals
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