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inomnomdinosaurs

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 438
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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inomnomdinosaurs's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

by unknown / 02/26/2012 at 8:53am / United States (Maryland) / Kids

Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML

by idrathernotgiveoutmyname / 01/30/2012 at 9:50pm / Canada / Intimacy

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

by ugh / 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

by Anonymous / 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Animals