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inomnomdinosaurs
  • Town/Country : miami, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 108
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

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On 02/26/2012 at 8:53am - kids - by unknown - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML

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On 01/30/2012 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by idrathernotgiveoutmyname (woman) - Canada

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

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On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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