About inner_peace : Don't be surprised if my comments confuse you; I'm a bit random. I'm a bit laid back. I hate bio sections. I frequent FML just for a quick laugh, so feel free to message me.
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inner_peace's favorite FMLs
by fatty magoo / 07/29/2014 at 2:20pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 6:54pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML
by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation / 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I bought some crickets as a treat for my lizard. One escaped and somehow got into the heating system in my room. The chirping is amplified and comes from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Goodbye, restful sleep. FML
by Sleepdeprived / 06/10/2014 at 10:07pm / United States (Maine) / Animals
by fat and alone / 06/05/2014 at 12:11am / United States (Alabama) / Health
by Aether / 06/03/2014 at 6:51pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/03/2014 at 5:46am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
by not paid enough / 06/01/2014 at 5:03pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
Today, I clogged my girlfriend's toilet, so being a gentleman, I tried to rectify the situation. I plunged the holy fuck out of that damned toilet, only for her to accuse me of jacking off because I was taking so long. When she stormed in and the smell hit her, she called me a pig. I just can't win. FML
by shart up, your puns suck / 06/01/2014 at 2:34pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by her mom raised her / 05/17/2014 at 1:30pm / Mexico / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML
by SarahNB / 03/01/2014 at 4:09pm / United States (Utah) / Money
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