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(my FML that don't get posted)
-Today, my friend punched me in my bruised rib. It really hurt cause my rib has been bruised for about 4 months. Apparently my friends bet on if it was still bruised & instead of asking me. I cursed of my teacher from being pissed off and in pain. He was talking about "not cursing to your elders"cause another kid cursed.FML
Today, my friend chipped my tooth with a soda can. He chipped it upwards but it is chipped in the opposite angle. Now i need to go to the dentist to a mold. I'm 15! FML.
Today, me & my guy friends decided to compare heights. i am 5'2" and all of them are about 5'6" and up. i also realized it took me 5 years to grow an inch. i am 15 and one of the oldest of my guy friends. even my friends that are girls are taller (except 2 of them). i knew i was short but FML.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I am still coughing. I was diagnosed with whooping cough last week, which apparently cannot be treated. Basically, it appears I'm a 19th century English peasant. FML
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On 09/16/2009 at 1:33am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out the high school I have been doing at home for the past 3 years isn't accredited and doesn't count for anything. I'm 18 and starting high school as a freshman next year. FML
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On 09/14/2009 at 2:58pm - misc - by diplomaless (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years broke up with me. Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde, and we both have dark hair. Did I cheat? No. I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4... As did every one else born in my family. I guess this factor doesn't count when you're paranoid. FML
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On 09/14/2009 at 10:13am - love - by babymomma (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I just came back from the vet. I spent a lot of money on a pet tortoise at the local pet store and it didn't come out of its shell when I bought it. The owner just said it sleeps in the day and it'll be shy for a week or so. Turns out it was dead. FML
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On 09/14/2009 at 6:05am - money - by JhKhS (man) - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years told me that I was part of an experiment for her Sociology doctorate. I also learned that the notebooks she's been writing in for the past three years aren't for her "doctorate in literature" as she had told me, they were notes on my behavior for the past 3 years. FML
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On 09/10/2009 at 9:37am - love - by Dave (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I washed one of my roommates t-shirts. I forgot to remove it before putting it in the dryer, and all the print on the front melted off. It was a gift from his girlfriend. Who has just passed away. FML
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On 09/08/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by whyme27 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I woke up, took a shower, made some pasta, drank 3 glasses of water and brushed my teeth. I then left my apartment to see signs posted all over warning us not to use the water without boiling it because the water company just found E-coli in the water. FML
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On 09/08/2009 at 1:29pm - health - by UhOhhhh (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was able to check my voicemail and email for the first time in two weeks. The only message I got was from my landlord telling me that the house I'm renting is in foreclosure, and I needed to have all my stuff out in ten days. He left the message nine days ago. FML
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On 09/03/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
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On 09/03/2009 at 1:05am - work - by yogabbagabba (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML
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On 08/23/2009 at 7:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Buskerud)
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
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On 08/22/2009 at 5:07am - health - by Buggga (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
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On 08/22/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by John (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
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On 08/22/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by John (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
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On 08/22/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by John (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
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On 08/22/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by John (man) - United States (Colorado)
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