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inkdeath87

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inkdeath87
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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 18768
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About inkdeath87 : I'm unique, get over it! I'm a rock fan. My favorite bands are Black Veil Brides, Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce The Veil, Stars In Stereo, and Throw The Fight. I'm not your average girl. I can kick ass but I can also dress up when I need to. Basically, once you get into the inner workings of my mind, you can never find your way out of it.
I like boys with swishy/flippy hair, people who like the bands I like, and anything I can laugh at.
I hate too many things to list.
Living the single life since January 2013.

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TODAY,ILE PLAYING BASKETBALL , MA FRIEND TANKED ME 4 PASSING TE BALL TO IM. I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO TELL IM TAT TAT WAS ME SOOTING. FML

#21106910
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34204) - you deserved it (4588)

On 04/07/2014 at 4:54pm - misc - by DetergentFrog6 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, IN AN ATTEMPT TO POTTY TRAIN MAH STEP-SON, MAH BOYFRIEND AN I PUT UNDERWEAR ON HIM, HOPING THAT WHEN HE PEED HIMSELF, HE WOULD REALIZE USING THE POTTY IS THE WAY TO GO. INSTEAD, HE PEED WHILE SITTING ON THE COUCH, GOT UP, TOOK OFF THE UNDERWEAR, AN THEN SWITCHED SEATS. FML

#21106771
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37191) - you deserved it (12050)

On 04/07/2014 at 1:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , I NOTICAD SOMATING WRITTAN ON TA TOP OF MY TOASTAR , SO I USAD A FINGAR TO CLAAR AWAY SOMA OF TA CRUMBS , BURNING MY FINGAR IN TA PROCASS!! TA WRITING? "CAUTION: HOT SURFACA!" TANKS , TOASTAR!! MAGA FML

#21106752
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20246) - you deserved it (44962)

On 04/07/2014 at 1:02pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

today I raally naadad to ba caarad up a bit aftar aving ad a orribla, daprassing waakand!! Luckily ta guy I'va baan dating fir soma tima, ano I raally lika, invitad ma ovar fir dinnar!! Apparantly, a wantad to saa ma so a could tall ma a tinks wa sould stop saaing aac otar!!

Yesterday , after cleaning ma ouse because I'd trown a party all weekend wile ma parents were gone , I still got caugt because somebody tried to make beer popsicles wit Q-Tips in te ice trays in ma freezer . FML

#21106348
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20169) - you deserved it (38456)

On 04/06/2014 at 11:03pm - misc - by trp007 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday , at te café I work at , I was yelld at by a woman because te drinks and food se orderd were ( taking too long )!! Before I ad te cance to get a word in , se stormd out and said se would never come back!! I didn't get te cance to inform er tat se adn't orderd yet!! FML

#21106207
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43223) - you deserved it (3294)

On 04/06/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom . I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet . When I woke up and rushed back out, mah date was gone . Everyone now think I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her . FML

#21106078
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43550) - you deserved it (12767)

On 04/06/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , I witnessd my psyco neigbor puttd er cat in a cage , cross into my backyard , and set te cage down before returning to er ouse . Se ten calld te cops and claimd I'd stolen er cat . Te cops didn't believe my side of te story for a second . FML

#21106030
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47050) - you deserved it (3226)

On 04/06/2014 at 3:37pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) -

TODAY... I FOUND OUT THAT MY THREE CLOSEST ONLINE FRIEND R THE SAME PERSON: MY OBSESSIVE EX. I MET ALL THREE BEFORE HE AND I EVEN STARTED DATING. FML

#21105963
90 comments

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On 04/06/2014 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY I CALLED MY MOM TO ASK 4 SOME HELP WITH MY DISHWASHER. SOMEHOW THE CALL GOT TURNED INTO A VIDEO CALL. I WAS WEARING A BATHROBE AN SHE WAS NAKED IN HER BATHROOM. MOST AWKWARD CALL EVER. FML

#21105694
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37898) - you deserved it (4559)

On 04/06/2014 at 2:57am - misc - by FaceTime issues - United States (Arizona)

TADAY I AD TO TAKE A DRUG TEST 4 A NEW JOB. I ENDED UP SPILLING TE CUP OF PEE ALL OVER MYSELF. I AD TO EXPLAIN WAT AD APPENED, TEN GO SIT IN A WAITING ROOM FULL OF DISGUSTED-LOOKING PEOPLE, WILE I KEPT DRINKING WATER TO FILL MY BLADDER BACK UP. FML

#21105380
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38030) - you deserved it (5795)

On 04/05/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

2day my friend saw a stamp on my and and asked me wic club I ad gone to last nigt . I was so desperate to seem cool tat I lied, instead of admitting it was actually from a cildren's play group tat I took my kids to . FML

#21105342
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32795) - you deserved it (8080)

On 04/05/2014 at 6:05pm - kids - by lamemom - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today... I was aving my brtday party. My dad sowd looool up late... blind drunk... and drove is car straigt troug my garage door. FML

#21105340
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40617) - you deserved it (3154)

On 04/05/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - United Kingdom (Wirral)

Today, I had to tell mah ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replid, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" an endd up threatening to make mah life hell if I don't tell mah new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

#21105190
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41653) - you deserved it (12902)

On 04/05/2014 at 1:48pm - work - by =( (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a week after moving into mah new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehereses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. mega FML

#21105113
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37024) - you deserved it (5164)

On 04/05/2014 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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