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inkdeath87
  • Town/Country : Wonderland, U.S.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6503
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About inkdeath87 : I'm unique, get over it! I'm a rock fan. My favorite bands are Black Veil Brides, Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce The Veil, Stars In Stereo, and Throw The Fight. I'm not your average girl. I can kick ass but I can also dress up when I need to. Basically, once you get into the inner workings of my mind, you can never find your way out of it.
I like boys with swishy/flippy hair, people who like the bands I like, and anything I can laugh at.
I hate too many things to list.
Living the single life since January 2013.

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Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

#14403675
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28671) - you deserved it (3135)

On 12/31/2010 at 12:58am - health - by Nickolas - United States

Today, instead of watching a movie like a normal family, we performed random acts of kindness by handing out roses to total strangers in the freezing cold. No one would take them. FML

#14400512
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22807) - you deserved it (5166)

On 12/30/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

#14395971
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15382) - you deserved it (5256)

On 12/30/2010 at 1:21pm - misc - by glam300 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I received confirmation that she has postpartum depression. When sharing this with the family, my mother exclaimed "I told you she was a psycho!" Now my wife is crying louder and more often than our newborn. Thanks, mom. FML

#14383420
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31263) - you deserved it (2761)

On 12/29/2010 at 3:03pm - health - by ppd_sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

#14382441
142 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 1:13pm - health - by caempa (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

#14381154
43 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 10:24am - love - by ... -

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
201 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
226 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to choose between living with my over protective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML

#14362335
195 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 10:25pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized that not only did my parents not get me anything for Christmas, they also stole the $500 my grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML

#14357781
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36398) - you deserved it (2359)

On 12/27/2010 at 2:51pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

#14356906
130 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

#14356668
66 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML

#14353774
121 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -

Today, my husband finally admitted to his mother he'd got married. No wonder she wasn't involved with the wedding. FML

#14352354
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23828) - you deserved it (2731)

On 12/27/2010 at 1:23am - love - by motherlessbride (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

#14351793
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28302) - you deserved it (3751)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:37am - health - by boreed (man) - United States (New York)



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