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inkdeath87
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 22705
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About inkdeath87 : I'm unique, get over it! I'm a rock fan. My favorite bands are Black Veil Brides, Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce The Veil, Stars In Stereo, and Throw The Fight. I'm not your average girl. I can kick ass but I can also dress up when I need to. Basically, once you get into the inner workings of my mind, you can never find your way out of it.
I like boys with swishy/flippy hair, people who like the bands I like, and anything I can laugh at.
I hate too many things to list.
Living the single life since January 2013.

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inkdeath87's favorite FMLs

Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML

#14485086
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27787) - you deserved it (5760)

On 01/06/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had a plaster cast removed from my arm. After telling the nurse it felt like the saw was cutting my skin, she tells me there is no way that it could touch my skin and that I was being paranoid. She cracked open the cast. Burns, blisters and bleeding skin were revealed. FML

#14484091
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44412) - you deserved it (2601)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:54am - health - by omfgitburns (man) -

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

#14482279
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35894) - you deserved it (2152)

On 01/06/2011 at 2:49am - money - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

#14481940
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25781) - you deserved it (5771)

On 01/06/2011 at 1:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my cheating ex-boyfriend was offered the job we both interviewed for. I helped him with his cover letter before I found out about the affair. I've been unemployed for almost two years. FML

#14480352
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27735) - you deserved it (3904)

On 01/05/2011 at 10:55pm - work - by sucker (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

#14480016
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12496) - you deserved it (55366)

On 01/05/2011 at 10:35pm - love - by sadlife -

Today, my mother came over again to help me work on my Student Aid application. She also brought over the savings bonds that she has been accumulating since I was born to help pay for college. Turns out they won't reach maturity until I'm thirty. She never bothered to check out this fact. I'm screwed for college. FML

#14476476
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24483) - you deserved it (3134)

On 01/05/2011 at 5:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I returned to work after celebrating the New Year in Mexico. I wasn't feeling well, but didn't want to call in sick after already taking a vacation. Now I'm at work with diarrhea, and trotting to the bathroom every 30 minutes. My commute home usually takes around an hour. FML

#14475247
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20539) - you deserved it (5196)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out my identity was stolen. The person got credit cards in my name and didn't pay the bills, which has ruined my near perfect credit. The worst part about all of this is that I can't turn the person in. It's my mom, and sending her to jail wouldn't really work out for anyone. FML

#14471817
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40098) - you deserved it (4933)

On 01/05/2011 at 4:01am - money - by wdavi022 -

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

#14469051
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30803) - you deserved it (7189)

On 01/04/2011 at 11:17pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was my boyfriends last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then ran up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught on her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML

#14463925
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26197) - you deserved it (12972)

On 01/04/2011 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by ash (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML

#14463244
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28400) - you deserved it (5888)

On 01/04/2011 at 2:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

#14460417
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44789) - you deserved it (5381)

On 01/04/2011 at 5:56am - intimacy - by LoveMyNewBro -

Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML

#14451533
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32668) - you deserved it (4694)

On 01/03/2011 at 2:50pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML

#14450776
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29317) - you deserved it (4549)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:51pm - love - by This_Is_Me1982 - Canada (Ontario)



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