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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 April 2000 (14 years)
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About injuredathlete : luke 1:37. hey there! I'm kenadie. c: the username is because I tore my ACL playing basketball an apparently you can't change your username. although I dress sorta like a typical white girl, I don't act like it. rise against is a fantastic band. I play basketball and run track.

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Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML


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On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after getting home from finals and finishing the semester, I had a very heartfelt reunion with my dog during which he licked me all over the face. About an hour later, my dad told me, "By the way, don't let him lick you, he has hookworms." FML


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On 04/29/2014 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anon (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML


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On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parents met my boyfriends parents for the first time. Bailing us out of jail. FML


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