Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
About injuredathlete : luke 1:37. hey there! I'm kenadie. c: the username is because I tore my ACL playing basketball an apparently you can't change your username. although I dress sorta like a typical white girl, I don't act like it. rise against is a fantastic band. I play basketball and run track.
look at my age. be careful please if you're creepy and you message me you're being blocked. c;
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML
Today, after getting home from finals and finishing the semester, I had a very heartfelt reunion with my dog during which he licked me all over the face. About an hour later, my dad told me, "By the way, don't let him lick you, he has hookworms." FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014