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About injuredathlete : here's the story of my username.
October 2013: tore my ACL playing basketball.
August 2014: tore my ACL and meniscus playing volleyball.
I guess you can say I have bad knees.
but Hebrews 10:39, am I right?
I'm open to meeting new people, but do not be a creep or I will block you.(:
instagram - @ kenadiewilde
ask.fm - @kenadiewilde
pretty self explanatory.
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Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML
Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML
Today, after getting home from finals and finishing the semester, I had a very heartfelt reunion with my dog during which he licked me all over the face. About an hour later, my dad told me, "By the way, don't let him lick you, he has hookworms." FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML
Friday 22 May 2015