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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 April 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 326
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About injuredathlete : here's the story of my username.
October 2013: tore my ACL playing basketball.
August 2014: tore my ACL and meniscus playing volleyball.
I guess you can say I have bad knees.
but Hebrews 10:39, am I right?

I'm open to meeting new people, but do not be a creep or I will block you.(:
instagram - @ kenadiewilde - @kenadiewilde
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Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML


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On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML


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On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after getting home from finals and finishing the semester, I had a very heartfelt reunion with my dog during which he licked me all over the face. About an hour later, my dad told me, "By the way, don't let him lick you, he has hookworms." FML


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On 04/29/2014 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anon (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML


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On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parents met my boyfriends parents for the first time. Bailing us out of jail. FML


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On 02/22/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by DB (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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