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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 February 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 776
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

#14842088
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45462) - you deserved it (3177)

On 02/04/2011 at 6:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to class with my bag packed for a weekend trip when it began to vibrate violently. Stopping mid-lecture, the professor approached me and asked politely if I could turn off my cell phone as I was disturbing the other 150 pupils in the class. It was my personal vibrator. FML

#13462188
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10791) - you deserved it (43237)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

#13403572
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29950) - you deserved it (5416)

On 10/11/2010 at 5:07am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

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444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10522) - you deserved it (61811)

On 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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