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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I found out tat my favorite band logo is no longer being used by said band because of copyrigt issues. I ave tis logo tattooed on my body. mega FML

#21100070
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24292) - you deserved it (53108)

On 03/30/2014 at 10:27am - misc - by Cult (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I Was Babysitting Mah 4-month-old Niece At The Park Hen A Woman Cummed Up To Me And Said "Don't Worry Dear. You'll Get Yur Figure Back Soon." FML

#21098912
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40290) - you deserved it (4393)

On 03/28/2014 at 10:07pm - misc - by notamum (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY.. . I WAS WALKING AROUND MY COLLEGE CAMPUS WHEN SOMEONE ASKED ME IF I HAD GOTTEN SEPARATED FROM MY TOUR GROUP . HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAID I WAS A STUDENT THERE . THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME . FML

#21095673
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36302) - you deserved it (3334)

On 03/24/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

my mom dacidad to follow ma during my driving tast. Sha raar andad ma. FML

#21092226
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42121) - you deserved it (3025)

On 03/20/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by nehadrihan - United States (California)

Today , I was telling my friends about a date I had recently that went badly , because the guy turnd out to be a moron. I said the last straw was when I usd the word "decipher" and was met with a blank stare. I was then met with more blank stares.

#21090611
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38811) - you deserved it (6499)

On 03/19/2014 at 2:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today.. . mah 3-year-old son discoverd his testicles . When I askd him what they were.. . he replid.. . "They're mah balls! They make mah winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it . FML

#21084464
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37997) - you deserved it (5525)

On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, we had a surprise party for mah boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing mah boss sawhen he walked in was all mah co-worker watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML

#21083937
79 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today , I startd at my new job . My manager , upon meeting me , huggd me and sniffd my neck , then commentd that I smelld "natural" and told me how much he loves that . I have to work with this creep until god knows when . FML

#21081278
90 comments

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On 03/08/2014 at 12:19pm - work - by kittykat033 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I told mah boyfriand that I'm bisaxual. Ha dumpad ma cuz apparantly now thara is ( too much compatition ). FML

#21081103
74 comments

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On 03/08/2014 at 4:23am - love - by biwhat (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY , MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAD SEX 4 THE FIRST TIME , AND I TRIED TO BE SEXY BY RAKING MY NAILS DOWN HIS BACK. I GUESS I DID IT A LITTLE TOO HARD , BECAUSE HE SHRIEKED IN PAIN , LEAPT OFF ME , AND LIMPED AROUND THE ROOM CURSING ANDHIMPERING. MOOD RUINED. FML

#21080573
124 comments

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On 03/07/2014 at 2:47pm - intimacy - by onepussytwopussy (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

yesterdayhile I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of mah car, unzipped, an started pissing on mah windshield!! FML

#21080535
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40691) - you deserved it (3245)

On 03/07/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Jehovah God (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I askd my grandmother what she lookd like when she was young. She casually replid, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

#21080512
72 comments

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On 03/07/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Quezon City)

yesterday an fir the past 38 weeks of mah pregnancy , mah husband decided to amuse himself by following me around , makinghale noises. FML

#21074731
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49179) - you deserved it (5618)

On 03/01/2014 at 5:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my husband to giva our dog a bathhila I was at work . Whan I raturnad homa, I found my dog, along with my husband, in tha bath togathar . FML

#21074688
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41917) - you deserved it (9594)

On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, dad gave me te sex talk . After telling me all te stuff I already knew, e told me never to use Durex condoms . He said, "Tey break a lot . Tat's te only reason you're around today, really." ten cuckled to imself .

#21060563
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56355) - you deserved it (5379)

On 02/14/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by accident (man) - United States (California)



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