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by Cult / 03/30/2014 at 10:27am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by notamum / 03/28/2014 at 10:07pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking around my college campus when someone asked me if I had gotten separated from my tour group. He didn't believe me when I said I was a student there. This happens all the time. FML
by Anonymous / 03/24/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by nehadrihan / 03/20/2014 at 11:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was telling my friends about a date I had recently that went badly, because the guy turned out to be a moron. I said the last straw was when I used the word "decipher" and was met with a blank stare. I was then met with more blank stares. FML
by Anonymous / 03/19/2014 at 2:25am / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, we had a surprise party for my boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing my boss saw when he walked in was all my co-workers watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML
by Anonymous / 03/11/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, I started at my new job. My manager, upon meeting me, hugged me and sniffed my neck, then commented that I smelled "natural" and told me how much he loves that. I have to work with this creep until god knows when. FML
by kittykat033 / 03/08/2014 at 12:19pm / United States (Hawaii) / Work
by biwhat / 03/08/2014 at 4:23am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
by onepussytwopussy / 03/07/2014 at 2:47pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Intimacy
by Jehovah God / 03/07/2014 at 1:51pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/07/2014 at 1:25pm / Philippines (Quezon City) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/01/2014 at 5:42am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by lacy / 03/01/2014 at 3:23am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
Today, my dad gave me the sex talk. After telling me all the stuff I already knew, he told me never to use Durex condoms. He said, "They break a lot. That's the only reason you're around today, really." then chuckled to himself. FML
by accident / 02/14/2014 at 5:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…