About indielove : "Would you like you if you met you?"
Ehh probably not.
My profile pic is of my one and only baby Simba. (No 16 and Pregnant for me)
Athlete.
Writer.
Music buff.
I don't have a sexual orientation.I'm just me.
Sarcasm is my middle name. . .no seriously.
Some people on here take this website too seriously. One word: Chill
It's a Friday night and I'm home.on FML. Ohh yeah I'm cool \m/
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9054) - you deserved it (28950)
On 01/31/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17707) - you deserved it (2616)
On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6899) - you deserved it (38203)
On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29328) - you deserved it (1895)
On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23868) - you deserved it (2003)
On 01/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22399) - you deserved it (2875)
On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Monday 20 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
