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About indielove : "Would you like you if you met you?"
Ehh probably not.
My profile pic is of my one and only baby Simba. (No 16 and Pregnant for me)
I don't have a sexual orientation.I'm just me.
Sarcasm is my middle name. . .no seriously.
Some people on here take this website too seriously. One word: Chill
It's a Friday night and I'm home.on FML. Ohh yeah I'm cool \m/
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML
Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
Monday 18 August 2014