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About incoherentrmblr : If you want to know me, message me. Just a regular guy with a different sense of humor. My humor is usually referential and the wonderings of "what if" and hypothetical situations. Imagination is key...

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Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML


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