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incognito1520
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh , USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 July 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 720
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He slowly turned to face me, raised an eyebrow, and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17023) - you deserved it (45916)

On 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by fuck you dad (man) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out a second story window is a very bad idea. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4156) - you deserved it (24596)

On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45933) - you deserved it (5586)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML

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43 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 4:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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71 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while, and my dad said, "honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by mugs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)



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