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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 156
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About inbredlefthand : Here to see other peoples lives are worse than mine to make me feel better.

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML


I agree, your life sucks (50842) - you deserved it (3752)

On 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to get my golden retriever to stand in front of our church for a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought my dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg and began humping him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37702) - you deserved it (8974)

On 09/08/2013 at 9:42pm - animals - by sillydoggy - United States

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