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Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

#16474078
105 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
343 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML

#16434926
109 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm - kids - by Ann - United States (Michigan)

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

#16416160
167 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
208 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

#16350161
188 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

#16307773
81 comments

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On 05/23/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by sleepy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
157 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce. I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message and I will call back as soon as possible. Except if it's Sophie. If it is, get the hell out of my life, biiitch." I'm Sophie. FML

#16277125
109 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by thatsasquee - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my grandfather, who is a retired Marine, has paid real money to buy ALL the Lady Gaga themed items for his farm in FarmVille. I don't know what's worse, that he did it, or that I'm jealous of not having that stuff. FML

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On 05/20/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
315 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
175 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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