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imworthmorethanu
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About imworthmorethanu : Recently single. Hate my ex-girlfriend. Oh, and my brother.

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Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (95917) - you deserved it (16566)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67607) - you deserved it (15917)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

#112335 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (102451) - you deserved it (7349)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)



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