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About imwithya : Soccer player, love sports. Easy going and easily the nicest guy you will ever meet. Too bad for you ladies I am taken by an absolutely Beautiful girl

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TODAY, AT THE AIRPORT, MY MOM BEGAN TALKING ABOUT HOW USELESS THE WAR IN IRAQ WAS, AND HOW DUMB THE SOLDIERS THAT SERVE THERE WERE FOR ENLISTING DURING THE WAR. THE SOLDIER AT THE VENDING MACHINE NEAR US CAUGHT MY EYE. I MOUTHD, "SORRY" AND HE MOUTHD, SLOWLY, "YOU FUCKIN' BETTER BE." FML

#3232657
685 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86913) - you deserved it (19896)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

my car was in tha shop so I borrowd my wifa's VW Baatla convartibla. It's raally ambarrassing bacausa it's a girlia car an it's full of littla stuffd animals. At a stop light a man askd ma if I'd lika to borrow ona of his tasticlas bacausa "avary man should hava at laast ona." fat FML

#2812014
266 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

yesterday looool I was helping a couple come up with a name fir the baby they just had . I suggested "Joshua" thinking that it was an okay name . All sudden.. . the room got quiet . Turns out I had forgotten that Joshua was the name of thier 3 year old son who had died a couple months before . mega FML

#2798038
219 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by 8reth72 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

2day while laying out , I kept feeling something misty , like a spray bottle. Curious as to what it was since it kept coming , I looked up , only to see the painters were peeing over the side of the house , and the heavy breeze was turning there piss into a refreshing mist 4 me. FML

#2634152
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58767) - you deserved it (3644)

On 06/05/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by layout (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to mah grandpa because of his red hair an was sad when it turned gray. ( It's ok, ) she continued, ( his pubic hair is still red. ) FML

#1378571
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66678) - you deserved it (3737)

On 04/27/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by ewwww (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I took mah 4-year-old daughter to the local pool 4 swim lessons. As we walkd onto the deck she turnd to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" Thehole pool hered, even the man mah daughter was referring to. FML

#953150
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62109) - you deserved it (4720)

On 04/13/2009 at 4:09pm - kids - by shizzy09 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah fiancé's parents visitd. I keep chickens 4 there eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cookd us dinner. When we returnd, we facd two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114
415 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt . When he told me I had tenni elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis" . Then he asked me if I had a grlfriend . When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
159 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt . When he told me I had tenni elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis" . Then he asked me if I had a grlfriend . When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71387) - you deserved it (18459)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1194226) - you deserved it (126799)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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