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imurstalker

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  • Number of visits : 391
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About imurstalker : i like funny stories. thats why i'm here :)

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Visits<b>_londongirl_</b> - the 11/19/2009 at 7:31pm<b>AnonymousBoho</b> - the 11/19/2009 at 7:11pm

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imurstalker's favorite FMLs

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

by anonmys / 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

by Anonymous / 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy