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About imurstalker : i like funny stories. thats why i'm here :)

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Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31824) - you deserved it (18847)

On 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm - misc - by anonmys - United States (California)

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (95756) - you deserved it (6360)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)



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