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  • Town/Country : canada
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About imurstalker : i like funny stories. thats why i'm here :)

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Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23264) - you deserved it (13508)

On 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm - misc - by anonmys - United States (California)

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78024) - you deserved it (4311)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (199562) - you deserved it (58873)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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