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About imtooshy : I love the laughs I get on here but I don't love all of the rude messages I've received for no reason.
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Today, mah son askd for mah help with a personal matter. I was flatterd that he trustd me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turnd out he wantd to use mah locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheatd on her. mega FML
Today, my boyfriend an I talkd about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was ( too smart ) 4 him, an that he felt better being with someone who ( doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean. ) FML
TODAY , DAD CUMMED HOME FROM A TRIP TO ARIZONA AN BROUGHT BACK SPECIAL HAND-PICKED GIFTS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. WHEN HE GOT TO ME , HE SMILED , AN PULLED OUT A FREE LOTION FROM THE HOTEL AT WHICH HE WAS STAYING. FML
Today I told my friend ho's a marriage counsellor about some of the things my husband does that I hate like snoring loudly and eating with his mouth open . I wasn't asking fir advice but she just looked me dead in the eyes and said "Divorce." Bye-bye faith in humanity . FML
TODAY IT WAS MA WEDDING . EVERY GOOD WEDDING AS SLUTTY WEDDING SEX, AND I TOUGT IT WOULD BE OVER AFTER MA COUSIN AND IS GIRLFRIEND WERE CAUGT IN TE PARKING LOT . I WAS WRONG, TE SLUTTIEST WEDDING SEX GOES TO MA DRUNK USBAND AND SISTER IN TE COAT ROOM . FML
Friday 27 March 2015