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imtooshy

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 December 1971 (43 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 571
  • Number of comments : 187
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About imtooshy : I love the laughs I get on here but I don't love all of the rude messages I've received for no reason.

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Today, mah son askd for mah help with a personal matter. I was flatterd that he trustd me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turnd out he wantd to use mah locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheatd on her. mega FML

#21285546
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34849) - you deserved it (4968)

On 10/26/2014 at 9:54am - kids - by Bob H. (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I found out that looool the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML

#20731650
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74664) - you deserved it (6780)

On 06/17/2013 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend an I talkd about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was ( too smart ) 4 him, an that he felt better being with someone who ( doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean. ) FML

#20729746
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49569) - you deserved it (5724)

On 06/16/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by ... (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

TODAY , DAD CUMMED HOME FROM A TRIP TO ARIZONA AN BROUGHT BACK SPECIAL HAND-PICKED GIFTS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. WHEN HE GOT TO ME , HE SMILED , AN PULLED OUT A FREE LOTION FROM THE HOTEL AT WHICH HE WAS STAYING. FML

#20729197
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42784) - you deserved it (3478)

On 06/16/2013 at 11:46am - misc - by loveyadad (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today I told my friend ho's a marriage counsellor about some of the things my husband does that I hate like snoring loudly and eating with his mouth open . I wasn't asking fir advice but she just looked me dead in the eyes and said "Divorce." Bye-bye faith in humanity . FML

#20727839
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35839) - you deserved it (5136)

On 06/15/2013 at 5:08pm - misc - by ineedbetterfriends (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today My Usband Of 3 Years Learnd Tat E's Going To Be A Fater. No I'm Not Pregnant. FML

#20726687
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63999) - you deserved it (3919)

On 06/15/2013 at 12:28am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after discovering that our son is looool already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him!! ( Remember, son, it's all about the clit ), wasn't wat I had in mind!! FML

#20713183
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61106) - you deserved it (13843)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

TODAY IT WAS MA WEDDING . EVERY GOOD WEDDING AS SLUTTY WEDDING SEX, AND I TOUGT IT WOULD BE OVER AFTER MA COUSIN AND IS GIRLFRIEND WERE CAUGT IN TE PARKING LOT . I WAS WRONG, TE SLUTTIEST WEDDING SEX GOES TO MA DRUNK USBAND AND SISTER IN TE COAT ROOM . FML

#20684997
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78447) - you deserved it (4857)

On 05/25/2013 at 2:55am - love - by lizzie - Canada (Alberta)



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