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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2206
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About imshadyxo : I'm shady. Eminem is my role model. History major pre law at UF.

I like the ladies just as much, if not more, than the guys.

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imshadyxo's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss asked me if I'd realized that "I support ISIS" was written on the bottom of my water bottle. The bottle was a gift from my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22280) - you deserved it (1647)

On 11/18/2015 at 7:52pm - work - by Secret Isis supporter (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20775) - you deserved it (2048)

On 11/04/2015 at 1:02am - animals - by downgirl - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was working at a movie theater when I was called to clean what can only be described as "Dog Shit Surprise" out of a theater. FML

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (22193) - you deserved it (3115)

On 11/03/2015 at 5:06pm - love - by Wtf -

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML


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On 10/27/2015 at 12:40am - misc - by Tired Hungry Geek - United States

Today, I watched porn on my phone for the first time and it went black and shut down. In reality my phone just died. But I thought for a few seconds the government found me out. Paranoia much. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19394) - you deserved it (7754)

On 10/03/2015 at 9:38am - misc - by xxx - United States (Virginia)

Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea, retching at the stench, and eventually breaking down in tears. I only found out when I saw she'd posted it online, with the caption "lol #gaytard #sorrynotsorry". I've never been called a pussy by so many people before. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21892) - you deserved it (3673)

On 08/19/2015 at 8:14am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. When I went to change into tight jeans which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled: "It's the mommy show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23833) - you deserved it (2334)

On 08/09/2015 at 8:37pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (1850)

On 08/08/2015 at 6:23pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25259) - you deserved it (2104)

On 08/05/2015 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager with a complaint about me. He said I put the cheese "upside down" on his sandwich, and that made it taste bad. FML

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26052) - you deserved it (1696)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:02am - work - by fishingforubies2 - Aruba

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML


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On 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by stargate25 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11375) - you deserved it (48769)

On 07/22/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Anonymous -

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