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  • Number of visits : 324
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About imsh0rts0watt : Hello :)

The names Chrissy. I'm very energetic and fun.. I love to fish and I love the outdoors.
I'm always on FML every day for a good laugh. I esp. love to read the comments everyone leaves!

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