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Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13148) - you deserved it (30416)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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