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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47004) - you deserved it (12001)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15415) - you deserved it (56519)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51309) - you deserved it (5401)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

#16501427
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18440) - you deserved it (32097)

On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML

#16495662
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31595) - you deserved it (21898)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:35am - love - by guttedgirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

#16435033
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38534) - you deserved it (9623)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by kaleigh - United States

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21368) - you deserved it (65476)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60550) - you deserved it (12640)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15433) - you deserved it (57250)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

#16378001
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39645) - you deserved it (17327)

On 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by valerie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

#16378001
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39645) - you deserved it (17327)

On 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by valerie - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

#16218945
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48431) - you deserved it (7865)

On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38973) - you deserved it (10507)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38973) - you deserved it (10507)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116652) - you deserved it (16518)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)



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