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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 November 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32328) - you deserved it (18163)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

#15961473
329 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

#15385688
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38148) - you deserved it (7095)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Abby_gummibear (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

#7400225
186 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by Jac (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

#7396511
125 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 10:58am - misc - by poppet2010 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
104 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

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225 comments

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On 06/21/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by oldtimerclark - United States (Georgia)



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