About imlifeless2 : I am smart, but the second I talk to anyone, the conversation gets REALLY awkward. I play multiple instruments (even if its just improv) and don't have many true friends. Yeah, don't I sound interesting...
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Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2013 at 12:12pm / Ireland / Health
by SassyBasher / 10/17/2013 at 8:14pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML
by SaveMeTeddy / 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I jokingly told my friend that I was the kid who stole his brand new glow-in-the-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now he's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're through. So much for our twelve years of friendship. FML
by markerThief / 10/13/2013 at 12:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by soannoyed / 09/22/2013 at 5:21pm / United States / Kids
by -.- / 09/20/2013 at 7:58pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML
by ElizaZee / 09/18/2013 at 9:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML
by crushed / 09/14/2013 at 1:04pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by spiritbeast33 / 09/11/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML
by RoommateWanted / 09/10/2013 at 5:02pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Animals
Today, I arrived at my college dorm. To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone. Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone. Guess who now owes the phone company all my money. FML
by OweLotsaMoney / 09/05/2013 at 11:49am / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 08/23/2013 at 10:29am / United States / Love
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
by Love stinks / 08/19/2013 at 9:06am / United States / Love
by Ben / 08/19/2013 at 2:21am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Katthebamf / 08/18/2013 at 7:33pm / United Kingdom (York) / Work