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imlifeless2

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imlifeless2

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 February 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 791
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About imlifeless2 : I am smart, but the second I talk to anyone, the conversation gets REALLY awkward. I play multiple instruments (even if its just improv) and don't have many true friends. Yeah, don't I sound interesting...

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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imlifeless2's favorite FMLs

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

#21243667
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33673) - you deserved it (23711)

On 08/23/2014 at 8:28am - work - by in big trouble - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I went to a baseball game with mah girlfriend's dad. I got a bonerhen they sang the anthem... because that'shat I sing in mah headhen having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

#21240482
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44762) - you deserved it (16595)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today.. . I listend to a little grl explain ow er scabs taste great wit lemon juice . FML

#21240451
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40703) - you deserved it (3878)

On 08/18/2014 at 11:13am - kids - by Stellarum (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into mah house instead. FML

#21240389
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40970) - you deserved it (4583)

On 08/18/2014 at 8:10am - kids - by I hate children - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, the man I have been in love with for years cummd to me with a beautiful ring and a heartfelt proposal!! Too bad it endd with an eager, "So do you think he'll say yes?" FML

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins . I'm a little overwieght, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them . FML

#21233183
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40266) - you deserved it (3862)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:50am - work - by muffins - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at a party, an someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts an a sprained wrist, an got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when your screaming in agony. FML

#21213929
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38432) - you deserved it (24406)

On 07/19/2014 at 7:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today , I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home , I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos fir sure , an his newborn baby is adorable. FML

#21207995
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54794) - you deserved it (4429)

On 07/13/2014 at 2:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later an went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" an "Yes, my tits r real!" FML

#21192976
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39433) - you deserved it (10623)

On 06/29/2014 at 9:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I was confiding in my dad over the phone after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up an went online I noticd he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook an commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML

#21173916
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48194) - you deserved it (4601)

On 06/13/2014 at 11:56pm - misc - by -_- (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was taking a selfie !! My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told mah parents looool that I was "doing that sexting thing" !! They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all mah photos and sent messages were totally innocent !! FML

#21146408
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45760) - you deserved it (8918)

On 05/20/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by fuckingdieyouoldhag (woman) - United States

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war!! Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style!!

#21128082
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24144) - you deserved it (35001)

On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

Due To My Wife Saying I Never Cook And We Alway Order Pizza, I Spent A Good Hour Preparing Dinner. While Serving It To My Kids, They Startd Complaining. My Wife Told Them To Shut Up. When She Took A Bite, She Lookd Up At Me, Smild, And Said, "Do You, U Know, Want To Just Order Pizza?" Mega FML

#21108567
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39265) - you deserved it (5431)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by Max - United States

Taday my mom stoppd playing badminton with me cuz she claimd I was too aggressive. Apparently winning , playing by the rules , an smashing looool is considerd aggressive. FML

#21100568
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30019) - you deserved it (7332)

On 03/30/2014 at 10:44pm - misc - by moms a baby - United States (California)

yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML

#20949272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53012) - you deserved it (5534)

On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)



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