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  • Number of visits : 619
  • Number of comments : 189
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML

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178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59799) - you deserved it (13562)

On 05/07/2014 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

#21076106
218 comments

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On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

#21067130
273 comments

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On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, my neighbor had a word with me for being "loud in the bedroom" last night. I haven't had any action for two years now, but I was too happy that she thought I'd got lucky to tell her the truth. So what was I really doing last night? Trying to sing like Christina Aguilera. FML

#21063667
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On 02/17/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by I must suck at singing (woman) - United States

Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML

#21041659
90 comments

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On 01/27/2014 at 9:40am - animals - by mac - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

#21041278
131 comments

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mum decided that having the flu and being too lazy to go upstairs to the bathroom is a valid excuse to shit in a jug instead. 5ML

#21038402
77 comments

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On 01/24/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

#21036979
161 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 7:53am - misc - by MarBlu - United States

Today, I have the flu. I woke up to my son leaning over me, inches from my face, breathing in deeply. Apparently, he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school. He's 15. FML

#21034785
127 comments

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On 01/21/2014 at 6:07am - kids - by sickmom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

#21032373
130 comments

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On 01/19/2014 at 12:17am - kids - by MommyProblems (woman) - United States

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

#21031414
181 comments

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On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML

#21030771
120 comments

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On 01/17/2014 at 11:24am - health - by crap - United States (Ohio)

Today, my younger brother asked if he could watch me put a tampon in. He's 17. FML

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On 01/16/2014 at 8:37am - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)



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