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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 February 1940 (75 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1887
  • Number of comments : 240
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About imhope : I love meeting new people! I'm a weirdo and laugh at the stupidest things! If that's something we have in common then you should send me a message!(:
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imhope's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (32011) - you deserved it (4687)

On 06/24/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66660) - you deserved it (15590)

On 05/07/2014 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56072) - you deserved it (14533)

On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML


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On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, my neighbor had a word with me for being "loud in the bedroom" last night. I haven't had any action for two years now, but I was too happy that she thought I'd got lucky to tell her the truth. So what was I really doing last night? Trying to sing like Christina Aguilera. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38939) - you deserved it (6762)

On 02/17/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by I must suck at singing (woman) - United States

Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50805) - you deserved it (4257)

On 01/27/2014 at 9:40am - animals - by mac - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML


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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mum decided that having the flu and being too lazy to go upstairs to the bathroom is a valid excuse to shit in a jug instead. 5ML


I agree, your life sucks (43374) - you deserved it (3475)

On 01/24/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML


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On 01/23/2014 at 7:53am - misc - by MarBlu - United States

Today, I have the flu. I woke up to my son leaning over me, inches from my face, breathing in deeply. Apparently, he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school. He's 15. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49837) - you deserved it (5360)

On 01/21/2014 at 6:07am - kids - by sickmom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML


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On 01/19/2014 at 12:17am - kids - by MommyProblems (woman) - United States

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML


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On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46359) - you deserved it (4269)

On 01/17/2014 at 11:24am - health - by crap - United States (Ohio)

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