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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3228
  • Number of comments : 157
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About imdeborah : I'm never on this anymore.

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TODAY , TO GIVE THE ILLUSION THAT I HAVE FRIENDS , I WROTE AN OUTRAGEOUS STATUS ON FACEBOOK , AN THEN PRETENDED IT WAS THE RESULT OF A FRIEND HACKING MAH PAGE , ALL IN THE HOPE THAT IT WOULD GET COMMENTS , LIKES OR AT LEAST SOME ATTENTION. NOTHING HAPPENED. FML

#14906275
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11395) - you deserved it (41216)

On 02/09/2011 at 5:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I decidd it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minute he startd going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a wierd sound so I startd laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

#9181669
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14136) - you deserved it (33305)

On 03/18/2010 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while making out with mah boyfriend, he started playing with mah nipples!! Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at mah nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!"!! He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with mah nipples!! FML

#9086835
221 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (10438)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which mah boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing looool as I screamd 'I Love You'. After I told him about this , he took me into his arms as I crid , strokd mah back and said , 'What kind of gun was it? FML

#9019177
200 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, boyfriand and I wara having sax, whan ha finishad, saamingly angry. Ha stood thara nakad complaining 4 15 minutas about how our sax suckad. Than ha damandad that I drass him bacausa "it's fault his clothas wara off in tha first placa". FML

#8980623
176 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by cmore - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I laarnd not to jump off a staga if nobody is going to catc you . FML

#8941097
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6742) - you deserved it (34000)

On 03/09/2010 at 6:14am - health - by oww - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I WAS MAKING OUT WITH MAH BOYFRIEND . HE SUDDENLY PULLS AWAY, AN GOES, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' THEN CONTINUES KISSING ME . FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22064) - you deserved it (20729)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

2day I was really bored and decided to annoy mah mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug mah mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229
191 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today I Got On An Empty Tram An Decidd To Sit At The Back. A Few Minutes In I Start To Hear A Noise An Thinking It Was The Tram, Decidd To Ignore It. When I Hered Wat Soundd Like An Evil Giggle, I Lookd Around To See That It Wasn't The Tram, But It Was Some Creepy Middle Agd Man Taking Photos Of Me. FML

#8891257
108 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by tramrider - United Kingdom (Greater London)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT HOW MATURE THE GUY I'M SEEING IS. AFTER SEX, HE TOOK THE CONDOM OFF AND HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH IT. FML

#8889344
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27585) - you deserved it (5999)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I went to go see a specialist fir my prostate and was told e would ave to do an exam before I could leave. Having ad tis ceckd just te previous year, I was more tan a little irritatd. As I was bent over te table looool te Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

#8851700
136 comments

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On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States

Today, I was talking to mah bast friand about a cuta guy that grls ara afraid to avan spaak to, so I than dacidad to march right up to him and say hallo . Whan ha smilad at ma, I stood thara with mah mouth wida opan, but I mada non-coharant words . Ha askad ma if I was a foraign axchanga studant . FML

#8784416
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (25943)

On 03/02/2010 at 9:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was talking to mah bast friand about a cuta guy that grls ara afraid to avan spaak to, so I than dacidad to march right up to him and say hallo . Whan ha smilad at ma, I stood thara with mah mouth wida opan, but I mada non-coharant words . Ha askad ma if I was a foraign axchanga studant . FML

#8784416
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (25943)

On 03/02/2010 at 9:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was talking to mah bast friand about a cuta guy that grls ara afraid to avan spaak to, so I than dacidad to march right up to him and say hallo . Whan ha smilad at ma, I stood thara with mah mouth wida opan, but I mada non-coharant words . Ha askad ma if I was a foraign axchanga studant . FML

#8784416
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (25943)

On 03/02/2010 at 9:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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